It is official. I am the hottest gambler on the planet. This was a great weekend of football and a great weekend for my bank account. Just stating the facts as they happened. Am I writing this to brag? Yes, a little bit. But I’m also writing this as a public service announcement. I want to make you money too. All it will cost you is a quick read, and maybe a follow on twitter if you are feeling generous.

College Football

It all started with College Football. It was an absolutely great day loaded with great games. And during the college football slate I went 2-1. Good start to the weekend. That Notre Dame game was a heart breaker. How about you learn how to count Marcus Freeman. And he said they didn’t want to take the penalty for running an extra guy on the field? You mean a half the distance to the goal penalty when they were on the 1 yard line? So you couldn’t afford for them to move 18 inches closer, but you could afford to play down a player. Got it. Idiot.

Anyway, Notre Dame moneyline was a loser, Oklahoma -13 and Alabama -7 were both winners. Not to mention Alabama is back. I hope. Either way I am all the way back in on them. Now, I get a lot of flack for being a big parlay guy. But I will never quit. Would you like to win more money or less money? Right. You all know parlays are awesome. Especially when they look like this.

Yeah. That happened. That’s why I will always be a parlay guy. I will never stop. Ever.

NFL

Then we moved on to the NFL games. Patriots -2.5, Bears/Chiefs over 48, and Steelers moneyline were all winners. The Patriots tried their best to screw that one up. I was very nervous. But they pulled it out. And the Bears, I mean come on. The Chiefs scored 41 points and the over was in question the whole time. That should be illegal. The Bears are a dumpster fire, but they came through in the end and I love them for that. Steelers ML was a pretty easy one all the way to end the night.

I did have a loser. My dumb guy brain came out one time this weekend. I loved the Titans Moneyline. I should not have loved Titans Moneyline. But what are you gonna do? Win every game? Then nobody would take your money. That’s what I like to tell myself anyway. And I didn’t have to tell you about that dumb dumb bet. That’s just me being honest to the world. Respect to me. Then on Monday night I had the Eagles -6.5, never really a doubt there. And Bengals -3. Ended up with a push there. Looked like a win for most of the 4th quarter but we will take a push to end the weekend.

The Record

So for anybody keeping score, that’s 6-2-1 on the weekend, plus a huge awesome big time smart guy parlay. So it’s official, I’m the hottest gambler on the planet. Find me a better gambling weekend than that. Not to mention my preseason futures picks don’t look half bad either. This could end up being a great season. And it all starts back on Thursday night. Come back here for more, or give me a follow on twitter here. We all deserve to make money and if I make you money I deserve a follow. Pretty simple equation I think. Let’s stay hot!