I am an incredibly petty person. I’ll own up to that. I bet on teams and when they truly fuck me over or show no life I have an incredible resentment towards them. And I’m not even a little bit sorry about it. In week four there were 3 teams that reached this category. These are the NFL teams that I hate and hope never win a game in the history of their franchise ever again.

The Bears

I have already vented about the Bears here and how they cost me a massive parlay win with their incompetence. So i won’t spend too much time on them. If you don’t want to read it, please do. But if you still don’t after that convincing argument by me, here is the gist. The Bears were up 28-7 in the 4th quarter. Then due to gross incompetence by their coach Matt Eberflus they let the terrible Denver Broncos come back and win. And it cost me $1400. The Bears finally got a great game from Justin Fields and their head coach just fucked the whole thing up. I hate them. I hate them so much. Idiots.

The Chiefs

First off, I am sick and tired of the Taylor Swift stuff. Who gives a shit. We are trying to watch football. If I wanted to see Taylor Swift I would turn on MTV or some shit. Do they show music anymore? I don’t care either way. I’m over it. WE DON’T FUCKING CARE. And if that wasn’t enough, I had the Chiefs -8. They proceeded to play a disgraceful game. Patrick Mahomes played an awful game. He was literally throwing ducks like some FCS quarterback. He got out played by Zach Wilson for God’s sake. But against all odds the Chiefs still had a chance to cover at the end of the game. That is before Mahomes decided to scramble for an easy touchdown. Psyche! He slid down just before the goal line. “But it was the right football play.” Fuck that. Just score man. I now hate your team and Taylor Swift. Good going.

The Giants

Spoiler alert, they did not make a comeback. And they are in fact bozos. Just a terrible performance. Daniel Jones got sacked approximately one billion times. I don’t think the Giants could have tackled a middle school football team this week. Their defense looked like they had no interest in playing football. Did I mention it was a football game? Such a shit show. Turns out the Giants suck. They gave up 24 points to a Geno Smith led team. And did I mention he was hurt in like the 2nd quarter? So they gave up 24 points to a Seahawks team led by an injured Geno Smith. Their offensive line couldn’t block anybody. Daniel Jones looked incompetent and threw two awful picks. One of them being a pick six inside the 10 when the Giants still had a glimmer of hope. Thank goodness Jones did have a 17 yard rush to win me some money back. I have never been more frustrated watching a football game in my life.

The Do Not Bet List

The performance of these three teams have made me start a do not bet list. Yes, as the tweet above says, I was just as big of a bozo for believing in the Giants as the Giants were for their performance. The Bears just suck. They haven’t won a game in almost a year. But I was right to bet them in that game. Their coach is just the biggest idiot in the universe. As for the Chiefs, they are a good team. But Patrick Mahomes really pissed me off. And the Taylor Swift thing got real old real fast.

I hope none of these teams ever win a game again. I want them to suffer how I have. And i’m sure there will be a time this year when I ignore my better judgement and bet on one, or all of these teams again. At which point I certainly hope they win, or at least cover. Until then, they are all dead to me. Follow me on twitter for more rants against bad teams and everything else that pisses me off when those teams are losing. Which is everything and anything. But also for hopefully some better picks moving forward.