Yeah that happened. I saw the board so clearly in the early slate. I had the Vikings -4.5 and the Broncos/Bears over 48. Two big wins. But I should have had a massive parlay win for the second time this year. And then the Bears decided to Bears. Matt Eberflus is an idiot and as far as I am concerned the Bears owe me money. Texans won, Bucs won, and the Bears fucked me.

So you see that 4th down play and like the worst thing in the world right? Wrong. It was the worst thing in the world. This was after the Bears were up 28-7 in the 3rd quarter. Then they shit the bed. They let the Broncos, who suck by the way, come all the way back and tie the game. No worries, the Bears put together a drive and got into field goal range. But they ended up with a 4th and 1 play.

Instead of just kicking the field goal and taking the lead late in the game, they decided to go for it. Even with money on the line I don’t hate that decision. Be aggressive I’m all for that. What I’m not for is RUNNING THAT PLAY FROM SHOTGUN WITH YOUR RUNNING BACK! What the fuck are you doing Eberflus? Such a stupid call. Just sneak it! Do the tush push, the brotherly shove, some other pun for grabbing your quarterbacks ass and driving him forward. When will teams other than the Eagles learn? Eberflus has got to go. Idiot.

And what’s even worse is Justin Fields actually played a great game today. The Bears had a chance to win their first game in damn near a year. And I had a chance to win $1400. It made me sick. Just brutal. So close to a great day and it got stolen from me by Matt Eberflus and Russell Wilson. What a combo. So individually bad that it created the perfect storm. And if you need another reason to get rid of Eberflus, the Bears made Russell Wilson look competent today. That can’t happen. He’s terrible. Just the biggest gut punch of all time. The Bears owe me money. And they are officially on the do not bet list now. SAD! This would have given even more credibility to me being the hottest gambler alive. Whatever. Follow me on twitter I need it.